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Having mum over for dinner... - 23/04/08 01:08
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the Meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how cute Brian's Roommate, Trent, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a Relationship between Brian and Trent, and this had only made her more Curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Trent than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Trent and I are just roommates.'
About a week later, Trent came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your Mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house. I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Brian
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Trent. I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Trent. But the fact remains that if Trent was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
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