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The Honour of Stupid People . . . - 10/03/07 17:20
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on currently available consumer goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts --
"Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding --
"Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid --
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
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On a bag of Fritos --
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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Enjoy!!
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